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babyferaligator:

*steals ur girl* *mom finds out and makes me return her and apologize*

yer-mind-grows-numb:

current goal:

DO NOT develop a crush on every boy who is nice to me

seashellhouse:

I don’t know if my friends understand that they could literally invite me over to sit on their floor and watch a stupid movie. Like I’m really not hard to please, you don’t even have to feed me. Very low maintenance friend right here…I just want to do something that is not at my house okay.

I think we’ve officially reached that annoying time in the year where it’s sweater weather in the morning, but by midday, if you wear a sweater, you die from heatstroke.

unfollowryanross:

if you ever feel bad about yourself, just remember this one time in my english class, we were writing horror stories and one of the girls wrote “it was friday the 13th, the night before halloween” for her opening sentence

officialfrenchtoast:

*doesnt review for an exam*

wow how did i fail….

"Your mother did not raise you with a wolf in your chest so you could howl over losing a man."
-read this on here today and i haven’t stopped thinking about this quote since  (via vantal)

This is worth reading even if you’re not howling over a man.

(via juste-entre-nous)

Me:  *sees skeleton decorations in store*
Me:  *breathes*
Mom:  no